WoW Rehab for the bargain price of $14,000
Addicted to Warcraft?
No willpower?
No problem.. A scam rehab center just opened called, ReSTART (I see what you did there… clever), which claims to cure your Warcraft addiction for the low price of $14,000
$14,000!
I’d like to take this moment to advertise my own rehab program..
It only costs £500 and can be completed in three short steps
- Open the side of your PC and stamp your foot repeatedly into the inside
- Cover your install disks with aftershave and set on fire
- Get some fecking willpower!!
All done!
Sorry, I just dont buy this guff. I played heavily for something like two years. It was not uncommon for guildies to logg off on a night and logg back on the next morning and find me still online, grinding for whatever carrot was in front of my face at the time.
I would say I was pretty addicted… yet it did NOT cost me $14,000 to quit! It cost me £40 for a new console game and some willpower and patience!
